Quote from Tammy Two in Li'l Sebastian
Tammy Two: Two of my lovers in one place. What a coincidence. Ron Swanson: Tammy. Tammy Two: Hello, Ron. Ooh, what happened here? And more importantly, does the carpet match the face? Ron Swanson: If you're looking for trouble, take it somewhere else. An hour ago, a giant fireball consumed my entire face. And it was far preferable to spending another second with you. Tammy Two: Tell that to your pants-tent. Ron Swanson: It's just the way I'm standing. Go back to the library, where you belong.