Ron Swanson: What the hell, Leslie? I thought I was supposed to lay the ceremonial wreath.
Leslie Knope: Why is Councilman Howser doing it? Because you are doing something better. You are lighting the memorial flame, which is the greatest honor of all.
Ben: Oh, my God. Ron, congratulations.
Leslie Knope: I saved it for you, Ron.
Ron Swanson: Who caught you guys?
Leslie Knope: A very nosy maintenance worker, and we talked to him, and now we're all friends, and he's not gonna tell on us. It's totally fine.
Ron Swanson: I think if you would know one thing about me, it would be that I prefer laying wreaths to lighting torches.