Ben: Hey, Ron. Listen, you're just who I was looking for. Are you... Did you forget the... Did you... Can I get that thing? Can we just... Did you bring it?
Ron Swanson: This isn't convincing.
Leslie Knope: How did you find out?
Ron Swanson: We've worked together for a while now. I'd like to think I know you pretty well. Plus, Ben butt-dialed me last night.
Leslie Knope: [on Ron's phone] Okay, okay. And this is how Eleanor Roosevelt would kiss.
Ben: [on Ron's phone] Whoa. Eleanor likes the tongue. Hey, show me Pelosi again.
Leslie Knope: [on Ron's phone] Okay, lay down.
Leslie Knope: Please tell me you hung up before Ruth Bader Ginsburg.
Ron Swanson: Unfortunately not.