Leslie Knope: What?
Ron Swanson: How long have you been sleeping with Ben?
Leslie Knope: That's disgusting and wrong. I don't even get... Why would... I... I've never had sex with anyone anywhere. It's none of your... You have the nerve, the audacity... Ben is my boss, technically. And he is terrible, facewise. And how... How do I know, frankly, that you're not sleeping with him? Maybe you are. Maybe you're trying to throw me off. Hmm. Check and mate. [off Ron's look] This is an outrage! Who do I call?