Quote from Chris in Li'l Sebastian
Dr. Harris: Well, the good news is this is just tendonitis. Chris: How is that good news? Dr. Harris: The other option was shoulder cancer. Chris: Really? Dr. Harris: No. Look, you exercise a lot. You're in great shape. Little things like this happen with men of your age. Chris: Men of my age? How old do you think I am? Dr. Harris: Forty-two. Chris: [scoffs] I am 44, and I plan to live to be 150. Dr. Harris: Okay. Chris: So. What's the cure? Dr. Harris: Get a time machine. Go back to being 20. Chris: Dr. Harris, you are literally the meanest person I have ever met.