Jean-Ralphio: This is it for certain, okay? I create a game show. Two people on stage, right? They flip a coin. One of them has to perform open-heart surgery. The other one has to receive open-heart surgery. We call it Open-Heart Surgery.
Tom: How about this? You buy a Gulfstream G-IV jet.
Jean-Ralphio: Already interested.
Tom: Take the wheels off.
Jean-Ralphio: Get 'em off of there.
Tom: Turn the jet into an apartment building. People could live inside their own private jet.
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Tom: We're currently coming up with business ideas for Jean-Ralphio 'cause as of today, his bank account is blowing up.
Jean-Ralphio: I made my money the old-fashioned way. [sings] I got run over by a Lexus.
Tom: I still can't believe you won all that money in the lawsuit. You barely got hurt at all.
Jean-Ralphio: Do you want to get run over? Because I know a guy. Super gentle. Minor scrapes and bruises, major dollars and cents.