[aside to camera:]
Tom: I gotta get out of here pronto. Time to get those old ladies to do my work for me. How? By shining down on 'em with the Haverford charm ray. Wah-wah wah-wah wah-wah...
[back:]
Tom: Well, well, well, if it isn't Ethel Beavers. What's up, beautiful? Julianne Moore just called. She wants her hair back.
Ethel Beavers: Nobody named Julien called.
Tom: Never mind. I just need to ask you a couple of questions. One, can you help me out with this project we're doing? And, two, will you please invite me to your 30th birthday party? [Ethel picks up the phone] What are you doing?
Ethel Beavers: I'm making a test call to your phone to make sure it's working so you don't miss any more calls.
Tom: You know what? Don't bother. Maybe I'll just find an open window and plummet to my death.
Ethel Beavers: Okay.