Quote from Chris in The Bubble
Ron Swanson: I got a second box of donuts, if anybody... What the [bleep] is this? Chris: This, Mr. Director, is your new desk. Ron Swanson: Okay... Chris: This desk is the epitome of the Swedish concept of Jamstalldhet, or "equality." Imagine someone needs your attention. Somebody say my name. Jerry: Chris. Chris: Swivel! What is it, Jerry? Jerry: You told me to say your name. Chris: And you did a great job, superstar. Someone else say something. April: You look like a freak. Chris: Swivel! April, that is not a very good attitude. I will keep my eye on you from my circular desk where I can see everything. Tiny swivel. See how it works?