Ben: Hello. I'm Mr. Ben Wyatt.
Marlene Knope: Looks like you got some shirt on your coffee.
Ben: Yeah. You know what happened? I spilled it, but you know how it goes.
Marlene Knope: Fun anecdote. The County School District needs four new school buses. I'm being stonewalled by the board, and I'm hoping your office can help us out.
Ben: Okay.
Marlene Knope: Really? That's it?
Ben: Yeah. Actually, no. It... It's probably not possible.
Marlene Knope: Then I'm confused, Ben, because you just told me it was. Five seconds ago.
Ben: [sighs]