Quote from Ron Swanson in Road Trip
Ron Swanson: All I'm saying is, keep an open mind for a while. Listen to your teachers and read all the books you can. Then when you're eighteen, you can drink, gamble and become a Libertarian.
Lauren: The drinking age is 21.
Ron Swanson: I know. Another stupid government rule. So you'll write a new paper?
Ron Swanson: Can you autograph this one for me?