Quote from Leslie Knope in Eagleton
Ann: Why did you get arrested? What did you do? Leslie Knope: The only thing I'm guilty of is loving Pawnee... And punching Lindsay in the face and shoving a coffee filter down her pants. But in my defense, I believe that assault should be legal if a person is a jerk. Ann: Why are you letting her get to you like this? Leslie Knope: Because she's a stupid jerk... Because we were best friends and then she sold out everything that we believed in. And the worst part? To her, our friendship... it's like it never happened.