Chris: You want me to do what, now?
Ron Swanson: Send Leslie somewhere on an assignment, a conference or something, and make her take April and freeze their bank accounts.
Chris: I don't understand. Is Leslie's work unsatisfactory?
Ron Swanson: No, it has nothing to do with her work. I don't want to get into it.
Chris: Ron, look, this is me, okay? You know you can talk to me about anything.
Ron Swanson: Well, it's... it's my birthday on Friday.
Chris: Hey! Happy Birthday. [kisses Ron]
[aside to camera:]
Ron Swanson: I'm ending this right now. I'm just gonna leave early and go home... Unless... That's exactly what she wants me to do.