April: [on the phone] Yes, hi. I have a question about your inflatable saxophones. Do those come in different sizes? I'm gonna need about 40 dozen of those. Also, what about your neon gangster fedora hats? [Ron hangs up the phone] Um... That was rude.
Ron Swanson: Whatever's going on here, stop it immediately.
April: I was just talking on the phone.
Ron Swanson: To whom?
April: It was personal. I would never make a work-related call. You know that.