Leslie Knope: [on the phone] Gayle, I know Jerry is your husband. Look, I can promise you there's absolutely nothing going on between us. No, no, I did not pose for that painting. But thank you for thinking I did. Okay, well, sure. Hold on.
[later:]
Tom: [on the phone] Gail, sweetheart, you have nothing to worry about. Okay? I'm not gay, neither is Jerry, and I didn't pose for him. I promise you, hon, Jerry only has eyes for you. And poundcake... am I right? [laughs]