Marcia Langman: Why am I upset? Uh, let's start with government-funded animal porn.
Leslie Knope: Oh, I'm not sure that's fair.
Marcia Langman: I want it destroyed, and I want a statement from this office apologizing for an obscene depiction of bestiality.
Leslie Knope: Be- Bestiality? It is a picture of a centaur, a beautiful half person, half horse.
Marcia Langman: And how did it get like that? Who had sex with what and gave birth to which?
Chris: Miss Langman, we hear you, we understand you, and we are going to do whatever we can to come to a solution.
Marcia Langman: Destroy it.
Leslie Knope: Destroy it? I mean, is she serious? Do you find this personally offensive?
Chris: Not personally, no. No, personally, I enjoy a good artistic depiction of the human form. I've dabbled in nude sculpture. I've posed nude. In college, I was in a nude production of Cats.
Leslie Knope: Mm.
Chris: But I am not in the nude now, am I? Because we're in a government building. And that would be inappropriate, which is what I think Marcia is saying. So take care of the situation.