Tom: Brandi, I'm Thomas Haverford. I just wanted to say I thought you made some excellent points up there. I totally agree with you that people should be allowed to have sex in public places.
Brandi Maxxxx: You look familiar to me.
Tom: Hmm, maybe you've seen me down at the Snakehole Lounge. I'm a part-owner there.
Brandi Maxxxx: That's you in the painting. You're the fat baby! Aww, that's so cute.
Tom: Oh, you're into that?
Brandi Maxxxx: No.
Tom: Damn it, Jerry.