Quote from Tom in Soulmates
Leslie Knope: Do you want to go to lunch? Tom: Uh, no, I don't really feel like going to JJ's. Leslie Knope: We can go anywhere. Your choice. I'm buying. Tom: Can I get apps and 'serts? [aside to camera:] Tom: 'Serts are what I call desserts. Tray-trays are entrees. I call sandwiches Sammies, Sandoozles, or Adam Sandlers. Air conditioners are cool blasterz, with a "z." I don't know where that came from. I call cakes big old cookies. I call noodles long-ass rice. Fried chicken is fry-fry chicky-chick. Chicken parm is chicky-chicky parm-parm. Chicken cacciatore-- Chicky catch. I call eggs pre-birds or future birds. Root beer is super water. Tortillas are bean blankies. And I call forks... Food rakes. [back:] Leslie Knope: Yeah, you can get as many 'serts as you want. Tom: Well, let's get in my go-go mobile. [aside to camera:] Tom: Car.