Ron Swanson: Here's mine. It's a hamburger made out of meat on a bun with nothing. Add ketchup if you want. I couldn't care less.
Chris: Ron, I'm so disappointed. I thought that you and I were gonna have a real challenge.
Tom: Never mind. This is better.
Donna: Way better.
Jerry: Mmm. Yep.
Andy: Kyle?
Kyle: Sorry, Andy. Ron's is better.
Andy: Damn it, Kyle. Oh, my God, it's so much better, it's crazy.
Ron Swanson: Turkey can never beat cow, Chris. Sorry.