Chris: I humbly place before you my East meets West patented Traeger Turkey Burger. An Asian fusion burger made with Willow Farms organic turkey, a toasted tallegio-cheese crisp, papaya chutney, black truffle aioli, and micro-greens on a gluten-free brioche bun. Enjoy.
Kyle: Mmm.
Tom: This tastes as delicious as Beyonce smells... I'm guessing.
Donna: What is this in here, saffron?
Chris: Wow, somebody's got a sharp palate.
Kyle: I love the umami flavor.
Jerry: Stop being so pretentious, Kyle.
Kyle: Sorry.