Leslie Knope: It was all just a joke. I can assure you, there's nothing romantic going on between me and Tom.
Chris: I have a very strict policy. No office relationships, particularly between a supervisor and an employee. The taxpayers pay us, so we can't have anything appearing even remotely scandalous. I'm just saying, if you can't keep your mouth to yourself, I'm gonna have to suspend you.
Leslie Knope: I understand.
Chris: Look. Cucumber flower.
Leslie Knope: Wow. That's so cute.
Chris: Wait, that's a garnish. You're not supposed to eat that.
Leslie Knope: What?