Leslie Knope: What is wrong with you?
Tom: Leslie, it's the workplace. You're being a little bit too feisty right now.
Leslie Knope: You are being a little bit too much of an ass right now. Okay? Knock it off.
Tom: I can't fight this feeling anymore. You and I. We're dating. [Leslie kisses Tom]
Leslie Knope: You should be so lucky.
Chris: Leslie.
Leslie Knope: Huh?
Chris: Tom.
Leslie Knope: [pulls fire alarm, nothing happens] They should fix that.