Leslie Knope: What's wrong with me? Why do good guys hate me and gross guys love me? Diagnose me. You're a nurse.
Ann: There's nothing wrong with you. You are an intelligent, classy, attractive woman. But for whatever reason, right now only douche-y guys are buying what you're selling.
Leslie Knope: So I should go and ask them what they think I'm selling. A douche-vestigation.