Man: [on the phone] This is Craig at hoosiermate.com. How can I help you?
Leslie Knope: Craig, your service is crap.
Man: Can you be more specific?
Leslie Knope: Yes. Your soul-mate match was totally wrong for me. I mean, I like him as a friend and everything, but I'd never go out with him. He's like a little sister to me.
Man: We have a very sophisticated algorithm that's paired up thousands of couples. I actually met my wife on the site.
Leslie Knope: Really? Well, that's not gonna last.
Man: Excuse me?
Leslie Knope: You heard me. Your marriage is a sham. Good-bye, Craig.