Chris: Ah, Nirvana. Hey, guys.
All: Hey, Chris.
Chris: Amber, Annie, Bill, Johnny.
[aside to camera:]
Ron Swanson: No, I don't plan to buy anything here. I buy my burger ingredients at Food and Stuff, a discount-food outlet equidistant from my home and my work. I came here for the same reason people go to the zoo. [a hippie looks in in a bin] Shh. Look at that thing. Nature is amazing.