Andy: Remember how I told you there was going to be a surprise later? Well, the surprise is you're not actually at a dinner party. You're at our wedding. [applause] All right. Uh, let's do this.
[Simon & Garfunkel's "April Come She Will" plays]
Justice of the Peace: Ladies and gentlemen, we are gathered here today to marry Andrew Maxwell Dwyer and April Roberta Ludgate.
April: I guess I kind of hate most things. But I never really seem to hate you. So I want to spend the rest of my life with you. Is that cool?
Andy: Yes.