Quote from Ron Swanson in Camping
Elsa Clack: Welcome to "The Quiet Corn". I'm Elsa Clack. Breakfast is served between 5:30 and 6:15 A.M. April: What if we sleep to a normal hour? Elsa Clack: Well, that would be very rude of you. May I take your breakfast order? We have hardboiled eggs, homemade tomato slices with dry seed and leek jam, and your choice of German muffin. Ron Swanson: What the [bleep] is a German muffin?