Chris: We talked at your house. Do you not remember this?
Ann: Of course I remember, but we didn't break up.
Chris: I'm sorry, Ann, but I'm certain we did.
Ann: Okay, you said that you didn't wanna leave Pawnee and that I was the most amazing woman you had ever met.
Chris: Which you are.
Ann: And then I said that I would move to Indianapolis if I had to, and you said you didn't wanna make me do that, and then you said that in a different world... Oh, my God. You broke up with me. Oh, my God.
[aside to camera:]
Leslie Knope: Yeah, so here's what happened. Sweet and beautiful Ann has never been dumped before, and Chris is such a positive person, when he broke up with her, she just didn't realize it. It's kind of understandable. Although it does kind of make you wonder how good of a nurse she is.