Chris: Ann Perkins, what are you doing here?
Leslie Knope: Whose pink razor's in your shower?
Chris: Excuse me?
Ann: Leslie found a pink razor and a pink swimming cap in your shower. Whose is it?
Chris: I guess you're talking about my razor. I shave my legs for swimming, and women's razors work better. For whatever reason, men's razor technology hasn't figured out how to properly contour the shinbone.
Ann: And the swimming cap?
Chris: Indiana Breast Cancer Awareness Triathlon, 2009. Came in fourth.
Leslie Knope: Well, I found concealer in your medicine cabinet. What's that about?
Chris: I'm a human being. Sometimes I get blemishes. I'm not perfect.