Ron Swanson: [screams]
Leslie Knope: Ron?
Ron Swanson: What in the devil's name is this?
Chris: Portobello mushrooms.
Ron Swanson: Where's the steak?
Chris: Oh, there's no steak. That's a healthier option. It's organically grown.
Ron Swanson: Lord.
Leslie Knope: Ron, are you okay? [Ron stumbles] Whoa, whoa, whoa, okay. Could you get us a cold compress or something?