The Douche: All right, talk to me, caller.
Caller: [on the line] What's up, guys? Just douchein' over here in Eagleton.
Crazy Ira: Sweet.
Caller: Seems like 18 is pretty young for a mayor. What were you, like, 12? [laughing]
Ben: The funny, um... When... I guess... The fortunate, um... Can we just sort of... [video game sound effect]
Male Voice: Game over, man. Game over.