Tammy Two: Why are you hitting yourself, Glenn? Stop hitting yourself.
Ron Swanson: Tammy, that's enough!
Tammy Two: What? Hey, baby.
Ron Swanson: You almost had me. Again. But seeing you pick on this pathetic, defenseless little man...
Tom: Hey.
Ron Swanson: Reminded me what kind of a monster you are.
Tammy Two: You're a joke. You're not even a man anymore. Oh, and by the way, last night, I faked four out of the seven.
Ron Swanson: Hmm. So did I.