Tom: Wait, Ron! Stop! Jerry, what the hell? Don't do it. She doesn't love you.
Ron Swanson: You don't know what you're talking about. What are you doing here?
Tom: Yes, I do, okay? When I asked her to be my date, she cackled for a full minute and said, and I quote, "Anything to make Ron miserable." It's not real, man. She's just messing with you.
Tammy Two: He's lying, Ron. Stay out of this, Glenn.