Quote from Ron Swanson in Ron & Tammy: Part Two
Leslie Knope: Hey, you okay? Ron Swanson: Wendy and I are over. She's moving back to Canada. It's too bad. I just taught her how to whittle. She made me this tiny sharpened stick. Leslie Knope: Look, I'm gonna tell you what I tell all my girlfriends when they get dumped. Men are dogs. Ron Swanson: Thank you, Leslie. That does not apply to this situation at all. But thank you. I appreciate it.