Leslie Knope: So we have one very moving case for Twilight. Anyone else? Great. Two people for Twilight.
Marcia Langman: Oh, no, no, no, no. I'm Marcia Langman from the Society for Family Stability Foundation. This book contains pagan creatures and strong sexual overtones. There are girls quivering. There are boys staring deeply into girls' eyes as they quiver and so forth. There really is a tremendous amount of quivering. It is anti-Christian, it is pro-quivering, and the government has no business promoting it. [applause]
Man: I totally disagree.
Leslie Knope: Well, now we have two people for Twilight.
Man: Absolutely not. I'm with the National Civil Liberties Association. That book actually contains overt Christian themes, and as such, has no business being associated with any government project.
Leslie Knope: So too Christian and not Christian enough? Do you see the irony here? No? Okay. Uh, Donna, why don't you put a question mark next Twilight?
Kelly Larson: No! You promised!
Marcia Langman: You promised? That's not fair!
Man: Wait, it's not a question of fairness. It's secul...
Marcia Langman: Go back to Russia, commie!
Kelly Larson: Hey, you go back to Russia! And you go back to wherever you came from!
Marcia Langman: Why would I go to Russia? I have no interest in traveling to Russia. Can I just say that?