Quote from Leslie Knope in Time Capsule
Kelly Larson: Well, you seem pretty chipper this morning. Leslie Knope: I am, Kelly, because I know why you're here. You know what I did last night? Kelly Larson: Read Twilight, and it transformed your life and you're gonna put it in the time capsule? Leslie Knope: Well, I read the first ten pages. I couldn't really get into it, though. More of a Harry Potter girl myself. Kelly Larson: What? Leslie Knope: But I looked at the inside cover, and I saw this. Did a little research, and Liz Waverly is 12 years old, a straight "A" student at King Philip Middle. She's also a member of many Twilight Internet message boards and I'm guessing your daughter? Is that why you did this? To impress your daughter? Kelly Larson: Liz's mom and I divorced a couple years ago, and it's been really hard on her. And she loves Twilight and so... I read about your time capsule and I thought that if I could somehow convince you to get it in there, I'd be a big hero. Leslie Knope: That's really sweet. You should have told me you were doing this for your daughter. Kelly Larson: I didn't want to drag her into it. I'm sorry. This is a mistake. You don't have to put Twilight in the time capsule.