Leslie Knope: Oh, God. This time capsule's tearing this town apart. You're leaving soon. Can I blame it on you in the press?
Ben: Sure. Well, I got to say, I think it's kind of impressive. I've been to a lot of towns. Usually people don't care about anything. I mean, don't get me wrong. These people are weirdos, but they're weirdos who care.
Leslie Knope: Excuse me, everyone. I realize things have gotten a little out of control, and that's Ben's fault, and he's sorry. But I have an idea, and if you like it, I think we can end this right now.