Andy: Hey, Ron, can I ask you a question?
Ron Swanson: Sure.
Andy: It's about April.
Ron Swanson: I don't like to get involved in people's personal...
Andy: I hurt her feelings, and now she's pissed at me. I feel like if I could just explain myself, she'd understand, but she's avoiding me. It's making me miserable.
Ron Swanson: April's in the hospital, sick with the flu.
Andy: What? I knew it! I didn't know that.