Ann: And how, exactly, am I supposed to casually steer the conversation towards the Parks Department budget?
Leslie Knope: Okay, it's totally easy. Tell you what. You be Chris. I'll be you. I'll show you how it's done.
Ann: Okay. [clears throat] Ann Perkins. You are wonderful and amazing, and I'm happy to be here with you.
Leslie Knope: Thank you, Chris. I'm wearing a tuxedo vest with no shirt on underneath. Uh-oh.
Ann: Can I get you a drink? I love every single beverage in the world.
Leslie Knope: I would like some wine. And, oops, my vest popped open. Just like the budget needs to pop open, and you need to pour it into my Parks Department.
Ann: Great.