Leslie Knope: Okay, I like what you're wearing, but I need it to be 300% sexier. Do you have any of those shirts that look wet all the time? Or... or, like, a metal bikini? Oh, you know what's always sexy? Fingerless gloves.
Ann: What about if I wear this normal, sane outfit?
Leslie Knope: Yeah, okay, but you're gonna have to eat something sexy, then, like a banana.
Ann: For dinner?
Leslie Knope: Well, what's sexy food? Asparagus? No, you know what's sexy? Turkey chili. Yum.