Leslie Knope: Ron, I have a gazebo update so ignore all my previous voicemails and emails.
Ron Swanson: Uh, Leslie, I haven't relieved myself in five hours. So if you'll excuse me. [enters men's room]
Leslie Knope: Ron, I'm sorry, but this can't wait. [enters men's room] Jessica Wicks refuses--
Ron Swanson: [o.s.] Leslie, what the [bleep]?
Councilman Howser: [o.s.] Hey! Miss Knope!
Leslie Knope: [o.s.] Councilman Howser! Nice to see you again. Not that I saw anything other than your face. And I would like to talk to you a little bit about this gazebo thing. You know, the p- Okay. Okay.
Ron Swanson: Enough of this. Do whatever you want. Alert the media. Call FEMA. I don't care. Do not bother me with this again.
Councilman Howser: Miss Knope.
Leslie Knope: Councilman Howser. I saw your penis.