Andy: Thanks again for letting me take those meetings today. I've never really had a meeting before. They're awesome.
Ron Swanson: You're welcome.
Andy: Hey, have you seen April around? She usually comes by at the end of the day.
Ron Swanson: You might want to check her house. She quit on me.
Andy: What? Why?
Ron Swanson: She screwed up my entire life today.
Andy: That was one mistake. She's perfect for you. Come on. There's no one in the world who's gonna do a better job for you than April. Either you hire her back or I quit.
Ron Swanson: You don't work for me.
Andy: And I never will, sir. Good day. [resumes shining Ron's shoes]