Leslie Knope: Thank you for meeting me here.
Shauna Malwae-Tweep: Sure. What's up?
Leslie Knope: Okay, I need you to get this word for word.
Shauna Malwae-Tweep: It's a tape recorder so it will.
Leslie Knope: [dramatically] Gazebo? More like "Ga-zoinks-Bo." She may be a former beauty queen, but today she's the king of destroying history.
Shauna Malwae-Tweep: Okay, could you just, maybe, talk normally?
Leslie Knope: Okay, fine. Ga-zoinks-Bo. Jessica Wicks is throwing a birthday party for her husband, Nick Newport, Sr., at the Turnbill Mansion tonight.
Shauna Malwae-Tweep: Okay, I'm gonna stop you right there. Nick Newport, Sr. is the former CEO of Sweetums.
Leslie Knope: So?
Shauna Malwae-Tweep: Sweetums owns the Pawnee Journal.
Leslie Knope: Crap on the cob.