April: Hey. Brought you coffee. Help you get through the day.
Andy: Thanks, dude.
April: No problem, lady. [Andy drinks the coffee] I'm gonna go. Okay.
[aside to camera:]
Andy: April is the best. But she's 20. When April was born, I was already in 3rd grade. Which means if we were friends back then, I'd have been hanging out with a baby. I don't know anything about infant care. My God, I could've killed her.