Quote from Ron Swanson in Summer Catalog
Clarence Carrington: Anybody got any water? David Moser: [mockingly] "Oh, I want water. I'm so old. I need to drink water. " Michael Tansley: Oh, stop it. Stop taunting him. Clarence Carrington: I don't need your help, jailbird. Ron Swanson: If there's any unclaimed meat or cheese, I would like to claim it. Michael Tansley: Yeah, like you claimed my job? Ron Swanson: Yes, exactly like that, In that I wanted it, and then I took it.