Leslie Knope: This is interesting. They put down a raccoon that bit a jogger in a park in Staten Island.
Tom: Wow.
Leslie Knope: And in Walnut Creek, California, they put down a duck that bit a kid. But security footage later revealed that it was actually a goose.
Tom: That's great.
Leslie Knope: No, it's awful, Tom. How would you feel if you killed an innocent duck and let a vicious goose waddle free?