Donna: What do you mean, that Fairway Frank is not here?
Leslie Knope: Here's the thing, Evelyn. We're not sure that the possum we caught is, in fact, Fairway Frank.
Evelyn Roushland: Leslie, whoever it is, it's a possum. And the sooner it's dead, the sooner the mayor can do what he wants with it.
Leslie Knope: Does he want to have sex with a dead possum?
Evelyn Roushland: No!
Leslie Knope: No.
Evelyn Roushland: He's not a monster. He wants to stuff it and hang it above the urinal In his office bathroom so that little flecks of pee can get on it forever.
Leslie Knope: Ew.