Leslie Knope: Oh, my God, those idiots are here from Animal Control. They're gonna take it away. Okay, we need a little bit more time to figure out the truth. Look, I have an idea. I'm gonna distract everybody, and then you get that possum out of here. Can you do that, April? April, can you do that? Can you get the possum out of here? Can you sneak it out of here? April, can you do it? Can you do it? Please, April, tell me you can do this.
April: Yes, yes, I can do it. God.
[aside to camera:]
Leslie Knope: I can't kill the possum because it might be innocent. I can't let the possum go because it might be guilty. Can't make a good soup, can't do a handstand in a pool, can't spell the word "lieutenant." There's a lot of "can'ts" in my life right now.