Quote from Ron Swanson in The Possum
Mark: 25, 26, 27, 28 violations. Ron Swanson: Come on, Brendanawicz. Relax. Let me make you a canoe. Mark: Uh, well, I don't need a canoe, Ron. I need you to fix this place up. So... I'll give you 24 hours. [Mark hands Ron a thick copy of the "Indiana Building Codes". Later, Ron cuts the book in half]