Tom: Tommy Timberlake.
Leslie Knope: You look like Encyclopedia Brown.
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Tom: Sequins!
Justin: Try it without the gloves.
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Tom: Sequins, minus the gloves.
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Tom: Hey, what's up? I'm Tom. Is my shirt lighting up? 'Cause I didn't even notice.
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Tom: All right, guys. Let's talk accessories. Be honest. Which cane do you like better? Dragon? Serpent? Dragon? Serpent?
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Tom: Belt buckle, says, "What's cracking?" I can have it say whatever I want. It can say, "What's cracking? I'm Tom. "What's cracking, girl? What's cracking, boo?"
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Tom: Eagle medallion! [caws]
Leslie Knope: Well, as far as white, leather suits go...
Justin: It's horrible.
Donna: I like it.