Leslie Knope: Hey, Ron.
Ron Swanson: Morning, Leslie. Did you have a good night?
Leslie Knope: I did. I watched a really good doc... What is that?
Ron Swanson: This is what I did last night. After I got home, I drank six more glasses of whiskey and then I finished crafting this small harp, using a band saw, a spoke shave and an oscillating spindle sander. [harp strings ring harmoniously]
Leslie Knope: Beautiful.
Ron Swanson: But wait, there's more. Here are some photographs of me drinking the whiskey. You'll notice I'm holding up yesterday's newspaper, so you can tell that I'm not lying. [harp strings ring harmoniously]
Leslie Knope: Mmm. I feel like I'm in a spa.